That's right, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, step right up and take a look at our newest in fast-workin pharmaceuticals! You love our miracle hair-tonic, and now we offer you the finest in tummy saving medicine. Our researchers have discovered that by simply taking a few sips of our wonder tonic, your nausea vanishes faster than dust bunnies in an Oklahoma thunderstorm. And not only does evaporate nausea, but it kicks the tarnaition outta acid-reflux. That's right folks, by simply drinkin straight from our officially licensed dill pickle jars you too can experience this miracle of modern science!!!
Yes, I'm not lying, Jenni really did call me today and explain to me the power of pickle juice. Apparently a few sips work wonders for that pukey, acid-refluxy feeling that she's become so used to. Oh, and just in case you're wondering, we are now officially 10 weeks along and every thing's still going smashingly. Stay tune for the upcoming Pregnancy Pool. Figured what says I love you more than a little gambling?
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